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Masterlist - Cantarina [Oeuvres francophones]

2014-02-17T02:55:47Z

Posted by: cantarina

Click here for my English-language works

Avengers (MCU)
Environ 120 000 kilomètres... Une broutille quoi! [Tony+Bruce, 2:33]

Doctor Who
Les souvenirs s'interprêtent comme les rêves [Yana+Chantho, Maitre/Docteur, 10:41]

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cantapodpatrol @ 2013-11-27T23:06:00

2013-11-28T04:07:04Z

Posted by: cantarina

And for the consummation of tonight's accidental simulpod (see kalakyria's version over here:

Title: HD 181068
Podficcer: cantarina
Author: saathi1013
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe (canon compliant with Thor & Avengers, but not AoS or Thor 2)
Pairing/Characters: Jane/Darcy, Jane/Darcy/Thor
Rating: Mature
Size: 57:46min, 33mb(MP3) or 27mb(M4B)
Author's Summary: "Hierarchical triple systems comprise a close binary and a more distant component." - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Darcy’s been cagey in regards to the whole 'bi' topic, because it’s complicated. Or, okay, people think it’s complicated, but it really isn't and she doesn't want to handle the barrage of inevitable questions.

Especially not from Jane, who asks questions like it’s her job (which it kinda is) and might cotton on to the fact that Darcy thinks she’s hot. Like, 'Jodie Foster in Contact' hot, except without the interstellar daddy issues.

(Later, Darcy will remember this thought and laugh and laugh. And maybe also want to cry.)

MP3: Mediafire
M4B: Mediafire
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Doctor Who - Les souvenirs s'interprêtent comme les rêves

2013-11-27T03:50:24Z

Posted by: cantarina

Titre: Les souvenirs s'interprêtent comme les rêves
Lectrice: cantarina
Auteur: nelja
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing/Personages: Yana & Chantho, Tenth Doctor/Master
Classe: General audiences
Resume: Comment vivre avec des souvenirs qui ne sont pas les vôtres et qui vous vont si mal... Yana en parle avec Chantho ; le Maître avec le Docteur. Ils n'ont rien en commun, n'est-ce pas ?
Taile: 10m 41s, 6.12mb
Pour podtor_who 2013 :D

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Avengers MCU - "Environ 120 00 kilomètres... Une broutille quoi!"

2013-04-09T17:01:58Z

Posted by: cantarina

Titre: Environ 120 000 kilomètres... Une broutille quoi!
Lectrice: cantarina
Auteur: heera_o
Beta: yue_ix
Fandom: Avengers MCU
Pairing/Personages: Bruce & Tony
Classe: General Audiences
Resume: Où Bruce veut reprendre une vie normale (ou aussi normale que possible) et où Tony est aussi austère et raisonnable qu'à son habitude.
Taile: 1.5mb, 2m 33s

MP3: Mediafire | (stream)| Audiofic archive

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Avengers MCU - "Still Here" and "Words to Live By"

2013-02-27T00:49:15Z

Posted by: cantarina

(Artwork by quintenttsy!)

#ITPE happened way back and I was assigned the excellent war_kitten. The plan was always and always to make All of the Rhodey&Tony Podfic and while I have a small collection of short stories recorded, only one got edited in time for #ITPE (Still Here). Here's the second of the set, which I'll hopefully be posting new things to periodically! HAPPY BELATED RHODEY, LIZ

Title: Words to Live By
Podficcer: cantarina
Author: nahco3
Fandom: Avengers (MCU) - Iron Man
Pairing/Characters: Tony/Rhodey
Rating: General Audiences
Author's Summary: DADT, Tony and Rhodey.
Size: 3.9mb, 6:31min

MP3: Mediafire | (stream)| Audiofic archive (placeholder)
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Title: Still Here
Podficcer: cantarina
Author: icarus_chained
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Pairing/Characters: Tony & Rhodey
Rating: General Audiences
Author's Summary: Just a tiny Tony & Rhodey moment, in the aftermath of Avengers.
Size: 2.2mb, 3:28min

MP3: Mediafire | (stream)| Audiofic archive
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Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Snow Thaw

2012-12-19T03:33:55Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Snow Thaw
Podficcer: cantarina
Author: settiai
Fandom: Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Pairing/Characters: Gen (Jan and Steve)
Rating: G
Author's Summary: Sometimes she wasn't so brave.
Podficcer's Notes: Earlier this week, I went to unavoidedcrisis's birthday party and everyone knows that a birthday party means presents.
Size: 7:47 minutes, 4.5mb

BEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD: If you don't keep up with the comics, make sure to visit the link to the fic to read the storyline (~6 pages) that this podfic is a coda to. (Trust me, it's totally worth your time.)

MP3: Mediafire | (stream)| Audiofic archive
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SGA - "Fifteen Hours" by Martha Wilson

2012-11-27T05:52:23Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Fifteen Hours
Podficcer: cantarina
Author: Martha Wilson
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing/Characters: Gen (S1 team + friends)
Rating: G
Author's Summary: Hell was being trapped in a small spaceship with people who wanted to play word games.
Podficcer's Notes: Once I fell for the show's characters, one of the things I loved best about SGA was its ability to pull off a really warm, goofy tone, but still put out some seriously dramatic episodes. This story is all of that endearing charm and a little bit of the rest of it. I'm also a sucker for an ensemble cast story and especially for Aidan Ford. So have a podfic! I hope I've managed as much nuance as Martha Wilson put into the written text.
Size: 12:16 minutes, 7mb

MP3: Mediafire | (stream) | audiofic archive
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A Peck on the Lips II Anthology

2012-11-22T07:47:11Z

Posted by: cantarina

(Cover art by leish!)

( Download links to the anthology and my individual contribution. )

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Two Avengers f/f podfics

2012-11-22T06:00:59Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Those Wet Clothes
Podficcer: cantarina
Author: such_heights
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing/Characters: Natasha Romanov/Pepper Potts
Rating: Teen
Author's Summary: Natasha hadn't exactly planned on ending the evening stuck inside a disused SHIELD bunker, but here they were, and they'd have to make the best of it.
Podficcer's Notes: Recorded for scintilla10, who wanted Pep and Natasha huddling for warmth.
Size: 5:24 minutes, 3.1mb

MP3: Mediafire | (stream) | audiofic archive
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Title: Scavenger Hunting Is Extremely Likely Dangerous (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
Podficcer: cantarina
Author: amathela
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing/Characters: Darcy Lewis/Sif
Rating: Teen
Author's Summary: Nobody ever owns up to starting the scavenger hunt, but given that the first item is "procure fully weaponised robot armour," it's a safe bet that Tony's the one to blame.
Podficcer's Notes: Thank you to anna_unfolding for the most excellent feedback!
Size: 11:05 minutes, 6.4mb

MP3: Mediafire | (stream) | audiofic archive
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Three Supernatural f/f podfics

2012-11-21T06:03:35Z

Posted by: cantarina

Long time no post!

Getting back on track and getting posted the half-dozen or more finished podfics I have squirrelled away, I'm starting as I began my podficcing, with Supernatural femmeslash.

( Mixed bag of rare pairs, what else? )

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[LotR] Little Illusions

2012-05-12T03:25:53Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Little Illusions by sophinisba
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Gen (Sam, Frodo, Rosie)
Length: 3:17, 1.9mb
Rating: G
Author's Summary: Five things Sam believes about Frodo that (Rosie knows) aren't true.
Notes: For sophinisba! (This is the rarest of my recordings, in which I record specifically for the author. Somehow, that author always ends up being Sophie.)

MP3: Mediafire | (stream) | Audiofic archive

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Once Upon a Time - Flour, Butter, and Eggs

2012-03-31T03:31:17Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Flour, Butter, and Eggs by somnolentblue
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Gen (Mary Margaret, Ruby, Emma)
Length: 7:18, 4.2mb
Rating: G
Author's Summary: Five times Emma baked.
Notes: Flashfic by Blue, written to me via email. Then I flashpodficced it! Everybody won \o/

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MP3: Mediafire | (stream)

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Multi - Awesome Ladies Anthology II

2012-02-18T00:33:25Z

Posted by: cantarina

halfamoon has come and gone again and if you've somehow managed to miss it (and really, if you're following this community, you were probably a part of it), a second Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology was assembled :D

I made two contributions this year (Coffee Prince and The Golden Girls), which you can find below the cut.

If you have an eye to downloading the entire (amazing) collection, you can find it in its seven and a half hour glory here on LJ and here on DW.

( Read more... )

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Community - Intro to the Art of Deception

2012-02-15T02:06:31Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Intro to the Art of Deception by suzvoy
Readers: fishpatrol & cantarina
Cover artist: bessyboo (thank you for giving into our demands ♥♥~~)
Pairing: Gen [ensemble]
Rating: Teen
Author's Summary: Greendale receives two last-minute transfers and Jeff doesn't get jealous. At all.
Length: 43:16, 40MB

MP3: Mediafire (now with bonus!bloopers at the end!)

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Masterlist - Cantarina [English-language works]

2012-01-29T04:05:46Z

Posted by: cantarina

Cliquer ici pour en savoir plus de mes podfics en français

Avengers (EMH)
Snow Thaw [Jan + Steve, 7:47]

Avengers (MCU)
HD 181068 [Darcy/Jane/Thor, 57:46]
Scavenger Hunting is Extremely Likely Dangerous (S.H.I.E.L.D.) [Darcy/Sif, 11:05]
Still Here [Tony & Rhodey, 3:28]
Those Wet Clothes [Natasha/Pepper, 5:24]
Words to Live By [Tony/Rhodey, 6:31]

Chuck
Message in a Comment Fic Meme [Anna/Sarah, 4:59]

Coffee Prince
Je ne sais quoi [Yoo-Joo/Eun-Chan, 1:31]
Every Moment Matters [Eun-Chan, 0:59]

Community
Fundamentals of Chemistry [Troy/Annie, 35:36 - read with fishpatrol]
Introduction to Occult Studies [Ensemble, 9:28 - fusion with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"]
Wardrobe Emergency [Britta/Annie, 6:00]

Doctor Who
Appearances [Jenny/Vastra, 2:23]
Astronauts [Sally Sparrow, 1:17]
The Girl Who Waited Replies [Amy Pond, 8:59]
In an Interstellar Burst [Rose/Martha + Donna, 18:39, read with fishpatrol, lunchy_munchy and paraka]

Fringe
Ch-ch-ch-changes [Astrid, 2:28]

The Golden Girls
Lay Me Out in Lame [Blanche, Rose, 2:26]

Harry Potter
Lights Out [Parvati, 4:29]

Inspector Spacetime
An OK Man Kinda Sorta Tries to Battle [Gen, 4:14]

Lord of the Rings
Little Illusions [Sam, Rosie, Frodo, 3:17]

Merlin
Boys and Girls [Gwen/Morgana, 12:47]
Everything Still Turns to Gold [Gwen/Morgana, 7:52]
Girls and Horses [Elena/Mithian, 3:40]
Where History Ends [Gwen/Morgana, 1:27]

Nero Wolfe
Dark Horse [Pre-series gen, 20:29 - book canon]

Once Upon a Time
Flour, Butter, and Eggs [Mary Margaret, Ruby & Emma, gen, 7:18]

The Princess Bride
Unexpected Happily Ever Afters [Ensemble + canon pairings, 34:05]

Stargate (all series')
Bowling Night [Teal'c & Vala, 3:06 - SG-1]
Found [Cam/Daniel/Vala, 4:25 - SG-1]
Rhythm [Radek/Vala, 1:47 - SG-1/SGA]
Joint Mission to Aessuma (The One with the Shiny Shiny Rocks) [Teyla & Vala, 5:51 - SG-1 & SGA, read with lunchy_munchy]
Fifteen Hours [S1 Team + friends, 12:16]
Fruit of the Vine [Teyla, 5:03 - SGA]
Submit [Todd/Teyla, 1:36 - SGA]
Of Dogs and Men [Ronon, Elizabeth, 2:14 - SGA]
Reasons for Sleep [Beckett/Weir, 8:23 - SGA]
Acceptance [Young, Scott, 3:22 - SGU]
Angelmaker [Kiva, 21:52 - SGU]

Supernatural
And Then There Was One [Sam-centric, 5:32]
Choices [Sam-centric, 10:55]
Divergence [Jo/Bela, 10:58]
The Ecstasy of the Rose [Anna/Ruby, 50:45 - read with fishpatrol]
Gay Chicken [crack Sam/Dean, 6:53 - read with fishpatrol and lunchy_munchy]
Ghost in the Sheets [Ruby/Jo, 10:05]
Rock Bottom Bargains [Crossroads Demon/Jo, 16:29]
To Save You This Time [Anna/Jo, 20:04]
The Vines Around my Heart [girl!Sam/Jo, 8:23]

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Fall Through the Night [Sarah, some Sarah/Derek, 20:09]

White Collar
Lost Loves [Neal, Peter, El, 7:47 - mystery crossover]

Crossovers and Fusions
Chronicles of Narnia/Supernatural - Two Supernatural/Narnia Fusions [Lucy & Susan, 10:59]
Community/Supernatural - Intro to the Art of Deception [Ensemble gen, 43:16 - read with fishpatrol]
Doctor Who/Supernatural - Time and Relative Perspectives in Space [Sam, Dean & 10th Doctor, 24:53 - created with moragmacpherson, weimar27 and nickelmountain]
Firefly/Torchwood - Waltz [Jack Harkness/Inara Serra, 23:25]
Sherlock Holmes/Supernatural - As Seen on Urban Dictionary [Sherlock/Watson, 9:39 - read with fishpatrol, lunchy_munchy and paraka]

Multifandom Compilations
A Peck on the Lips [Femmeslash, 26:26 - Coffee Prince, Doctor Who, Merlin]
A Peck on the Lips II [Femmeslash, 1:02:43 - Chuck]
Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology [Female-centric, 3:49:43 - A:tLA, Dark Angel, Doctor Who, Gilmore Girls, Narnia/SPN, SG-1/SGA]
Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology II [Female-centric, 7:31:12 - Coffee Prince, The Golden Girls]

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Three fandom_stocking Podfics

2012-01-25T15:00:33Z

Posted by: cantarina

Belated fandom_stocking-related post! One podfic behind each cut.

( Community )

( Community/BtVS )

( Fringe )

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3 Merlin Femmeslash Podfics

2012-01-08T00:41:40Z

Posted by: cantarina

For the #InformalTwitterPodficExchange, I recorded three Merlin femmeslash stories for sophinisba. We were assigned to each other and she made me AWESOME Doctor Who podfic exploring a relationship between Donna Noble and Christina de Souza :D You can listen for yourself here.

(The multifandom masterlist for the entire Fest is here, as well as the podbook compilations of these stories.)

( Boys and Girls )

( Everything Still Turns to Gold )

( Girls and Horses )

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Community - Fundamentals of Chemistry

2011-12-21T19:45:00Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Fundamentals of Chemistry by fearlessfan
Fandom: Community
Pairing: Troy/Annie
Length: 35:36, 20.5mb
Rating: G
Author's Summary: "What's up with Annie lately?" Troy asks. It's been on his mind for a few days now, this something-different-about-Annie, and it seems worth the risk of asking the group as a whole.

MP3: Mediafire | (stream)

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Doctor Who - The Girl Who Waited Replies

2011-12-19T21:23:00Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: The Girl Who Waited Replies by blackeyedgirl
Performer: Cantarina
Characters: Amy Pond, mentions of the rest of the Series 6 cast.
Length: 8:59, 5.1kb
Rating: Teen
Author's Summary: Once upon a time there was a man who saved a girl. No. Once upon a time there was a girl. The man (both of the men) came later. She was there first, and she will be there whether the men are or not. [Post-ep for The God Complex, heavy spoilers for that episode.]
Podficcer's Notes: Like the author, I had feelings about "Amy Williams" and this story was exactly the fix-it I'd wanted.

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MP3: Mediafire | (stream)

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Harry Potter - Lights Out

2011-12-12T09:24:00Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Lights Out by dhobikikutti
Performer: Cantarina
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Parvati Patil. Other canon characters, OCs.
Length: 4:29min, 2.8mb(MP3)|2.5(M4B)
Rating: G
Summary: Not celebrating is still an event.
Podficcer's Notes: Thank you to S for the language beta (<3), Kutti for reassuring me about the cover art, and to the mods for working with me when it almost fell apart. This was recorded for hp_podfic_fest

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CWRPS - Impossible Things Before Breakfast

2011-12-07T01:09:00Z

Posted by: fishpatrol

Title: Impossible Things Before Breakfast by tigbit
Reader: fishpatrol
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Author's Summary: In which Jensen is a ninja when it comes to baked goods and Jared magically appears in his kitchen in Wonderland.
Length: 2:20:50, 129MB

Reader's Notes: I started recording this fic about half a year ago -- it's been quite a learning experience for me! I've gone through several different recording/editing methods during the process (record first, edit later; edit as I record; etc.) -- I've finally settled on clapping when I make mistakes and going back to edit out those sections first (wish I'd tried it out earlier!). I also learned that I should title files properly, especially if I'm recording out of order! /o\

I'm not sure if you remember, cantarina1, since it's been so long (!!), but thanks for listening over to a bit of the first part and assuring me that my ~new recording/editing method was okay (I think I was trying out the edit-as-I-go method).

Many thanks to applegeuse for being such a trooper and offering to listen through my spliced-together files and making sure everything sounded okay (even though the quick turn-around time on the beta-listening meant messing up your queue of podfics-to-listen! I appreciate you letting me cut ahead of all those other podfics, <333 <-- many ~balls for you). Any remaining mistakes are my own!

The intro/outro music is from the Finding Neverland soundtrack.

I really enjoyed recording this fic and I hope you all enjoy listening to it! ♥

MP3: Mediafire

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[Macdonald Hall] Bruno & Boots Go to Hollywood

2011-11-14T23:17:00Z

Posted by: fishpatrol

Title: Bruno and Boots Go to Hollywood by scintilla10
Reader: fishpatrol
Pairing: Bruno/Boots
Author's Summary: Jordie Jones, accidental dating, and completely unrealistic shenanigans at a Hollywood premiere.
Length: 5:15, 5MB

Reader's Notes: scintilla10, I was so happy to hear that you enjoyed my recording of your Four Times fic that I wanted to record another one! And I thought this one might be appropriate because it's funny and adorable, and you wrote it for me! :">

MP3: Stream or Download

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[Macdonald Hall] Trigonometric Proof

2011-11-14T23:08:00Z

Posted by: fishpatrol

Title: Trigonometric Proof by rageprufrock
Reader: fishpatrol
Pairing: Bruno/Boots
Author's Summary: Boots really should have drowned Edward in the bathtub when he'd had the chance back when he was in the fifth grade and Edward was not very large or very fast.
Length: 26:45, 24MB

Reader's Notes: The problem with leaving editing to the very end is that...well, I never really want to go back and edit it! I first started recording this back in February (I must have recorded this at different times, because I think I was sick for part of the recording? And the rain was pounding at my window at some other part of the recording?). Now it's finally complete! \o/ The intro and outro are clips from 2together's U + Me = Us (Calculus).

MP3: Download

Bonus: This file was kind of a nightmare to edit, with all the mistakes I was making! \o\ Here's a small selection of bloopers. ;)

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Stargate: Universe - Angelmaker

2011-11-11T21:08:00Z

Posted by: cantarina

Title: Angelmaker by Shenandoah Risu (shena8)
Fandom: Stargate: Universe
Characters: Kiva-centric. Other Gateverse characters, OCs.
Length: 21:52, 12.5.mb
Rating: R
Summary: She gathers whatever materials about the Ancients she can find. Call it a hobby.

MP3: Mediafire | (stream) | Audiofic archive

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Inspector Spacetime (Community, Doctor Who) - "An OK Man Kinda Sorta Tries to Battle"

2011-11-10T13:08:00Z

Posted by: cantarina

Every podficcer has an accent; sometimes that accent matches that of the canon character, sometimes it doesn't. Every accent is special and brings something to the podfic, it represents the podficcer and reminds us just how diverse fandom can be. Come celebrate accents and learn more about them in podfic at pod_aware on LJ or DW.

All of that said, my default English-language accent (which you can hear at the end of this recording) gets pretty common play. So today, I thought I'd experiment! Unfortunately, I didn't get the bilingual recording (French/English) I wanted to get done for today ready to go, in which I play with different French-language accents, so instead, you get to hear me run through what was supposed to be three different English-language accents. The end product is much, much better than that.

Big cheers for bessyboo and her marvelous cover art!

Title: An OK Man Kinda Sorta Tries to Battle by the_unatural_disaster
Podbook and Cover art: bessyboo
Fandom: Inspector Spacetime (A Doctor Who parody introduced in the sitcom Community)
Characters: Presumably, set during the Eleventh Doctor's tenure.
Length: MP3 - 4:14, 2.6mb M4B - 4:14, 4.2mb
Rating: G
Summary: Inspector Spacetime and his associates in the DARSIT are caught by the Blogons. Will they be eradicated or will they escape unharmed?

MP3: Mediafire | (stream) | Audiofic archive
M4B: Mediafire | (stream) | Audiofic archive

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